Dear Angry Pacing Man Smoking a Cigarette and Talking on the Phone,

It's not your finest moment --and believe me, I'm sympathetic. I'm not sure I can remember my last finest moment.

But would you mind doing your pacing and loud talking somewhere else? Like maybe 20 feet away? Would it be too much to ask for 50?

It's just that you're making me a bit nervous.

It's just that being a bit nervous makes me feel like pacing, too.

Thanks--

Woman finishing cold cup of coffee who happens to be directly in your flight path